How to recruit the right person for the job?

Posted Wed, 02/03/2010 - 11:27am by uday

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

- If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the Accounts department.

- If they are recounting them.
Put them in Auditing.

- If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.

- If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.

- If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations.

- If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.

Sardar Joke

Posted Mon, 01/25/2010 - 9:41am by uday

This was forwarded by email to me by my friend. Really original...

Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Sardar and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Sardar attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."

Oxymoron

Posted Fri, 01/22/2010 - 7:03pm by uday

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:-

1) Clearly misunderstood

2) Exact Estimate

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Found Missing

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty ugly

8) Seriously funny

9) Only choice

10) Original copies

And the best of all......

11) Happily Married

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