Here are some nice one liners..:

1.I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2.A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3.Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4.Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5.When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6.The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7.Born free, taxed to death.

8.Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9.Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10.Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

12.It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13.I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

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One of my favorite journalists, Jonathan Clements, will be leaving the Wall Street Journal. Luckily, a few of his columns are available to non-subscribers. I encourage you to read them, if you are interested.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120769727703599697.html?mod=hpp_us_personal_finance

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120768509490698987.html?mod=Getting-Going

Also suggest that you read the 10 columns accessible via the 2nd link.