XYZ Office ->

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees were in office (approx. 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes & every employee gathered outside office.

10 minutes passed..................................5 more minutes passed.

 Then Security Officer started Announcement:
"Dear Employees - With melting heart, I am making this announcement that for many of you, this will be last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employees. While moving in if your ID card doesn't work, it means that you are let go & all of your belongings will be couriered to you tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff emails sent in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck".
 
Source: Came to my inbox from a friend. Thankfully, his ID card STILL works.