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Here are some nice one liners..:

1.I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2.A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3.Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4.Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5.When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6.The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7.Born free, taxed to death.

8.Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9.Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10.Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

12.It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13.I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
~ David Bissonette

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
~ Sacha Guitry

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."
~ Hemant Joshi

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
~ Socrates

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
~ Dumas

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
~ Sigmund Freud

Adarsh wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Adarsh looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Adarsh asks, "Son, what happened last night?"