Humor

Humor

Jokes to lighten up your day

Looks of Disappointment

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.

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How to recruit the right person for the job?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

- If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the Accounts department.

- If they are recounting them.
Put them in Auditing.

- If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.

- If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.

- If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations.

- If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.

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Sardar Joke

This was forwarded by email to me by my friend. Really original...

Each Friday night after work, Sardar would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

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