Have you heard about this woman who took her mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. She is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
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The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like
to donate something to the home for the aged?"
The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law."
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Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
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