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When Opportunity knocks

Posted Mon, 05/18/2009 - 7:54am by uday

When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT!!!

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'

Moral - When Opportunity knocks..... MAKE USE OF IT!!!!

Sure, insure!

Posted Tue, 04/21/2009 - 9:09pm by uday

The following article was published in the Times Of India on October 4th, 1992 and I still have its paper copy in my personal collection (although it has turned yellow due to ageing). This is written by Nabendu Debsharma which I believe is a pseudo name of the author. He used to write several articles about personal finance in the Times Of India and I have good collection of his articles. If you happen to know about this author, please let me know his contact details. I would like to meet him or at least write to him. Thanks.

Here is the article. (All copyrights acknowledged.)

My spinster aunt wants to insure her cats!

Last Evacuation Drill

Posted Tue, 02/10/2009 - 12:17pm by uday

XYZ Office ->

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees were in office (approx. 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes & every employee gathered outside office.

10 minutes passed..................................5 more minutes passed.

 Then Security Officer started Announcement:

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